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Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria
Barium: What they do when patients die
Benign: What you be after you be ten
Caesarean section: A wealthy neighborhood
Cat scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Opposite of friend
Fester: Quicker than someone else
Fibula: A white lie
Impotent: Rich and famous
Labor pain: Got hurt at work
Medical staff: A doctor’s cane
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrates: Higher pay for working at night
Node: I knew that
Outpatient: They is unconscious
Pelvis: Elvis’ second cousin
Post-operative: A letter carrier
Recovery room: Where they do upholstery
Rectum: Nearly killed him
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: A kind of salad
Tablet: A small table
Terminal illness: Sick at the airport
Tumor: One plus one more
Urine: Opposite of ureout
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria
Barium: What they do when patients die
Benign: What you be after you be ten
Caesarean section: A wealthy neighborhood
Cat scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Opposite of friend
Fester: Quicker than someone else
Fibula: A white lie
Impotent: Rich and famous
Labor pain: Got hurt at work
Medical staff: A doctor’s cane
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrates: Higher pay for working at night
Node: I knew that
Outpatient: They is unconscious
Pelvis: Elvis’ second cousin
Post-operative: A letter carrier
Recovery room: Where they do upholstery
Rectum: Nearly killed him
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: A kind of salad
Tablet: A small table
Terminal illness: Sick at the airport
Tumor: One plus one more
Urine: Opposite of ureout