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08:03 chithead
Lol, do they donkey fluffers in Mexico? 08:03 SublimeZ
jealous? 08:03 chithead
Nice 08:03 SublimeZ
yup 08:03 AL9000
you get the fluffer job?
Oh shit, we have a chatbox?
It's been a while since I put on a good drunkface
04:55 chithead
I had a customer call in one time asking for a shipping quote on some magazines, finally he admitted they were of the "adult" variety. Couldn't really classify them as that in the system, so I quoted him based on shipping "self-help manuals"
littlemissGTO: I've got Rosie the Riveter tattooed on my thing
Awesome.
[10:53] AL9000: keep your weiner to yourself
[10:52] SublimeZ: you're no fun
[10:51] AL9000: :nono:
[10:51] SublimeZ: weiner just won't go down
AL9000 special AL9000 lol claydo
speacial....lol claydo
we all do....thats what makes us speacial cajunner
hey, I got issues
Wish I could chat box from tapatalk....
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I547 using Tapatalk
Tapatalk doesn't refresh but every few minutes, so chat/shoutbox would be impossible
Shit I wish I had a better memory.......there's been so many!
I know recently I was swapping killer Bobby mcferon links with someone (hic, I think) and al walked in with a link, well when I clicked it a YouTube video of some aged out country wannabe diva came on......ugh it was horrible. Everyone bitches at al for posting that shit. When I told al I'd never heard of that chick, he said that was her "good song". He came back with another link, and he was right.....it was worse than the first. I immediately closed the link......the video closed......but the music kept playing. I went into panic mode, knowing al's computer guruism, I accused him of fucking with me! All the while the shittiest song in the world blared over my speakers.....muting or turning it down never crossed my mind, and I shut down the PC to silence that stupid song.
Then, of course when grayson walked in on ally's testicle education......holy shit, you had to be there.......... I guess the point is, while sometimes its just mundane conversation, with this crew you never know what's coming next. To any members not using this feature........well you should give it a go. It is really a lot more intimate.....no, not in that way.........than communicating through posts only, and I for one truly enjoy it!
New 07:38 AL9000: you should have posted the group pic with clay added
New 07:38 millerlyte: Will do!
New 07:39 dejo: hehe. ant be shittin oatmeal in the morning
New [07:39] millerlyte: that pic is hilarous. you should have that as an option for the CAJ header
New [07:40] AL9000: lol
New [07:40] AL9000: i might look into that
New [07:41] AL9000: oh, you need to check out the thmes i was telling you about
New [07:41] Hic: Ant rues the day he messed with Al
New [07:41] AL9000: bottom left of the forum
New [07:41] AL9000: damn staright, hic
New [07:42] AL9000: and straight, too
New [07:43] millerlyte: i will check out the themes if you make that group shot one of em
New [07:43] millerlyte: and make it so that it changes the links into redneck vernacular
New [07:43] AL9000: :facepalm:
New [07:43] millerlyte: instead of the send/post reply button, it'll be, "yeeehaw"
New [07:43] millerlyte: edit post button, "giterdun"
New [07:44] millerlyte: etc
New [07:44] AL9000: or links randomly disappear
New [07:44] millerlyte: pls kthx?
New [07:44] millerlyte: and pages take forever to show up
New [07:44] millerlyte: ;)
New [07:44] millerlyte: please.
New [07:44] AL9000: loud colors?
New [07:44] millerlyte: bright red
New [07:44] benny: popups too
New [07:45] SublimeZ: for country music
New [07:45] millerlyte: instead of the rep power thingy, it'll be a cigarette
New [07:46] AL9000: :smoke:
New [07:46] dejo: a cheap beer
New [07:46] millerlyte: bud light
millerlyte: s'what he had yesterday
Pic in question, because Clay showed up late:
Attachment 1817
This pic is hilarious......when I first saw it I thought........Daniel, for I am a vengeful God....and I shall smite the.....with great vengeance......lol
New [03:44] SublimeZ: went to another song
New [03:44] SublimeZ: they played the intro to dream on, then stopped
New [03:43] SublimeZ: their music would have been great, if they coulda played it
New [03:43] astrochex: I like aerosmiths early stuff. I've had a hankering to get toys in the attic
New [03:42] SublimeZ: frank marino was fuckin awesome tho
New [03:41] SublimeZ: they sucked
New [03:41] astrochex: geetar show, cool! was aerosmith as wasted as the fans?
New [03:40] SublimeZ: my first concert was frank marino/mohagany rush opening for aerosmith
New [03:38] astrochex: probably. I went with my older brother and his friends
New [03:38] SublimeZ: were you stone blue?
New [03:37] astrochex: I loved foghat. They were the headliners at my first real concert.
New 09:25 Glenn LMAO
New 09:24 BHinkle ok then
New 09:24 BHinkle well i'm baffled then
New 09:24 littlemissGTO i like dick, but not enough to have my naughty bits changed
New 09:24 papacueball hehe
New 09:24 papacueball ok, good
New 09:24 littlemissGTO hell no Jason
New 09:23 BHinkle LMAO
New 09:23 Slammer Divorced in '06 myself but ran into a perfect match shortly thereafter. Some things happen for the best....
New 09:23 papacueball you aren't waiting on gender modification, are you?
New 09:23 littlemissGTO i even have my own hockey skates
New 09:23 BHinkle well shit i don't know what's left
New 09:23 littlemissGTO hockey is better
New 09:23 littlemissGTO yeap, even know the rules
New 09:23 BHinkle lol
New 09:22 BHinkle i suppose you like football too?
New 09:22 Slammer I will send you PayPal payment for yummy bourbon cookies.............
New 09:22 Hi-FiDelity: Stop tempting me with delicious cookies! <---best of
New 09:20 littlemissGTO been divorced since 2001
New 09:20 littlemissGTO and two tablespoons of bourbon
New 09:20 BHinkle shauna are we getting the full story
New 09:20 papacueball i'll get her to try it
New 09:20 littlemissGTO pretty much Jason
New 09:19 littlemissGTO got a roast in the crock pot cooking in beer
New 09:19 papacueball ok, so 2:1 chocolate to bacon
New 09:19 Hi-FiDelity Stop tempting me with delicious cookies!
New 09:19 littlemissGTO yeap
New 09:19 littlemissGTO geap
New 09:19 littlemissGTO slammer, I know right?
New 09:19 papacueball 1lb bags of the ghirardelli?
New 09:18 littlemissGTO i usually get applewood smoked bacon
New 09:18 BHinkle my mouth is literally watering right now
New 09:18 papacueball ok
New 09:18 littlemissGTO 1bag each of giradelli chips and morsels
New 09:17 SublimeZ Andi will be making them
New 09:17 Slammer Hold up! You build motors and bake bacon cookies and are single? Something is amiss....
New 09:17 littlemissGTO one pound
New 09:17 BHinkle lmao @ jason
New 09:16 papacueball how much bacon?
New 09:16 littlemissGTO ive got some in the freezer
New 09:16 littlemissGTO no idea Ben
New 09:16 Slammer Woodford Reserve would be my preference.
New 09:16 BHinkle how are you not married
New 09:15 BHinkle oh god whiskey too
New 09:15 BHinkle they were really good
New 09:15 Slammer Agreed, but a cookie?
New 09:15 BHinkle my mom made some at christmas
New 09:15 littlemissGTO with a hint of maker's mark
New 09:15 Hi-FiDelity bacon makes anything better.
New 09:15 Slammer I think I'm missing out on something.
New 09:15 BHinkle it works
New 09:14 Slammer bacon chocolate chip cookies? Really?
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New 10:26
shametherrama
yeah 2 r's is better
shamethellama is now known as shametherrama.
1 Minute Ago
10:25 shamethellama
you choose
New 10:25 shamethellama
um
New 10:25 Hic
their's no place like home, theirs no place like home, theirs
New 10:24 millerlyte
pleasebereal, pleasebereal, pleasebereal...
New 10:23 SublimeZ
1 r or 2?
New 10:23 OSN
jajaja math geek. You're so smart jajajaja
New 10:23 Hic
I'd starve
New 10:22 Hic
.... flied lice
New 10:22 SublimeZ
at least I think I can
New 10:22 shamethellama
I can't use chopsticks either
New 10:22 SublimeZ
you can't I can
New 10:22 shamethellama
shametherama, I like that.
New 10:21 SublimeZ
to what?
New 10:21 shamethellama
Okay how do I change my SN?
New 10:21 Hic
nice
New 10:21 OSN
shametherama?
New 10:21 millerlyte
oh herro prease
New 10:20 SublimeZ
orry?
New 10:20 shamethellama
well part chinese anyways. china llama
10:20 shamethellama
I'm Chinese
New [11:53] OSN: Al I'm buying a counterfeit soul from shametherrama so you can't talk about my gingerness anymore
New [11:19] TIMMAY!!!: I'll suck your dick for a thousand bucks
Start at bottom and read up...
TIMMAY!!! JESUS christ Shauna I didn't know you were like that HAHAHA
AL9000 there ya go
TIMMAY!!! Gotta figure out what I can do on Sunday to my truck. Clearly it's not gonna be outside work
OSN lol
New 10:58
littlemissGTO Give your step mom a throat punch too for not swallowing
TIMMAY!!! I'm sick of snow
TIMMAY!!! That shits crazy
Hillbilly SQ things just officially got strange
TIMMAY!!! this is beautiful
TIMMAY!!! I'm crying right now
OSN our annual average is 22" for the season. We're at 54" and we're only halfway through February
AL9000 jack off on his mom and then tell him to give you your money back or he's next
Hi-FiDelity just beat everyones ass and then jack off on the money
papacueball does he have a car?
TIMMAY!!! Same here OSN...well actually it's like 4-8
TIMMAY!!! Umm, I think jacking off all over my money in front of him would work better than that
papacueball rofl
OSN yay, 2-4 inches of snow tomorrow. it hasn't snowed much, thanks
AL9000 kick his mom's ass and tell him to give you your money back or he's next
TIMMAY!!! worth it
Hillbilly SQ he wasted a whole log of chew but his buddy never once asked him for a piece again
papacueball doesn't smell like it, but has the look
TIMMAY!!! I love this box lol
TIMMAY!!! Ha that's good
papacueball or mistletoe
Hillbilly SQ said he does that to break it in and give it more flavor
TIMMAY!!! haha
papacueball sell him a big bag of oregano
Hi-FiDelity what part of no bruises and no evidence isn't clear here
Hillbilly SQ the guy pulls out a brand new can of chew and pisses on it over the side of the boat
TIMMAY!!! And if I did that...his mom would tell me to leave
Hillbilly SQ one day they were fishing and the guy asks for a plug of chew
Hi-FiDelity no evidence
Hillbilly SQ i heard of a guy that kept bumming chewing tobacco off his buddy
Hi-FiDelity no bruises
TIMMAY!!! But I don't KNOW it was him.
Hi-FiDelity sack of oranges
papacueball me too
Hi-FiDelity I say beat his ass
TIMMAY!!! Hmm maybe I should follow him when he goes out.
Hillbilly SQ lol
littlemissGTO then punch him in the throat
AL9000 you might go so far as to skeet on it
TIMMAY!!! fucking surprise
TIMMAY!!! I could, except guess what...He's out!
TIMMAY!!! Lmao
Hi-FiDelity DO IT!
AL9000 call him into your room and make him watch you rub your money all over your junk
TIMMAY!!! She knows he don't have a job and she knows he goes out every night and she knows she doesn't give him money.
TIMMAY!!! I dunno what his mom thinks.
littlemissGTO Just punch him in the throat once
TIMMAY!!! He probably spent it all by now
papacueball he needs some pain to drive the lesson home
littlemissGTO Lol
Hi-FiDelity just mace him and take "his" cash
camojoe https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=H.4750...41713&pid=15.1
Hi-FiDelity Ain't Noone Got Time For That!
AL9000 run around the house yelling "BITCH STOLE MY MONEY!!!"
Hi-FiDelity like a 10 wrapped around some play money
TIMMAY!!! mmmm yeah
papacueball leave a few dollars laying out. if it disappears....
Hi-FiDelity or that shit from the dollar store
Hi-FiDelity monopoly money baby
papacueball lol good idea, Al
TIMMAY!!! He's 19 and not very strong
AL9000 leave some fake money. he'll end up getting his ass kicked by somebody else
TIMMAY!!! No I'm not scared of him
papacueball srs question
TIMMAY!!! I was hiding it but then I was like...why am I doing this, we live in bumfuck nowhere...so I stopped hiding it
littlemissGTO or put your money in the bank
Hi-FiDelity pin hole camera tim, you get fotage of him so much as looking in you room he's fucked.
littlemissGTO get some dye packs
papacueball you scared of him?
AL9000 poison the bills
TIMMAY!!! fucking shit. I have a strong suspicion it's him, but I typically have a terrible memory and misplace things a lot. So I don't knoiw what to do
Hillbilly SQ set up a trap
littlemissGTO He's out making it rain with your money
Hi-FiDelity et a pin hole camera and have it pointed at were you keep your cash.
Hillbilly SQ amazing how much money you can save by hanging at the house
papacueball spending your money
TIMMAY!!! Hahaha good one Al.
TIMMAY!!! Well I think he crashed his car when he was high. All I know for sure is he smokes pot, but he goes out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT and I dunno what he's doing
Hillbilly SQ win
papacueball lol
AL9000 put it oun your shelf next to your barbie collection
AL9000 get you oine of those teddy bear cams
camojoe cant leave money laying around people like that
Hi-FiDelity if he's stealing cash probabbly at lot
papacueball what kinda drugs?
TIMMAY!!! He does drugs, but I'm not sure to what extent.
Hi-FiDelity I'd say beat his ass and put the laxative in his drinks
Hillbilly SQ in never have more than $20 on me at any given time
camojoe sounds like someone has a coke habit
Hi-FiDelity oranges don't leave bruises
TIMMAY!!! I almost never have more than $100 cash at any time. It goes in the bank...
TIMMAY!!! Thing is, I misplaced another $200 a month ago or so. At that time I really just assumed I misplaced it and would find it when I cleaned my room. But I haven't found THAT either.
Hillbilly SQ doorknobs
Hi-FiDelity or pillow case full of oranges
littlemissGTO either way, he needs an ass kicking
Hi-FiDelity socks full of pennies
littlemissGTO Drug dealer or he's stealing money from you
Hillbilly SQ kick his ass seabass
papacueball sounds like time for a beatdown
Hi-FiDelity that sound fishy
AL9000 the taste
AL9000 what's the difference between an oral themometer and a rectal thermometer?
TIMMAY!!! Doesn't have a job but has money to go out every night???
Hi-FiDelity it gets sterilized
TIMMAY!!!Well suspect number 1 is me...I do some dumb shit, but I have quite a clear recollection of this day. Suspect number 2 is my stepbrother.
Hillbilly SQ just think how many other asses that same scope has been in
papacueball DP at the dr's office
camojoe Al got ass to mouthed by a MD
papacueball any suspects?
Hillbilly SQ guess i'll go spend some money for install accessories
papacueball damn, Tim
TIMMAY!!! Sorry guys, venting, don't want to interrupt.
AL9000 what's fun is a colonoscopy and endoscopy on the same day. i just prayed that they weren't using the same scope
Hillbilly SQ and a brother in his late 30's from colon cancer
TIMMAY!!! I'm not good at math. But.
TIMMAY!!! Can't figure this out. $400 was on my dresser this morning. I took $100 to go to Jo-Ann's., There's $100 left on the dresser.
[02:31] Hillbilly SQ: :D
New [02:31] Hillbilly SQ: yup
New [02:31] Glenn: she rooka rika man
New [02:31] Hillbilly SQ: i wanna pole jessi combs
[09:23] chithead: One ball beshats inside the other, and now you bust out the small but functional comment
New [12:31] bose301s: god damn it
New [12:31] bose301s: looks good to me
New [12:31] Notloudenuf: in the junk?
New [12:31] Glenn: Boyfriend's been missing you?
New [12:31] chithead: That's what she said
New [12:31] Glenn: So, what say you fat man?
New [12:31] bose301s: I have to get stabbed tomorrow
Start from bottom and read up
[07:50] Notloudenuf: if that's not best of I don't know what is
[07:50] Notloudenuf: chrisb the Mikey of car audio
[07:49] papacueball: no hesitation
[07:49] papacueball: and all with the same timestamp
[07:49] papacueball: heh
[07:48] Notloudenuf: lmfao
[07:48] Notloudenuf: 3 nothings in a row
[07:48] Notloudenuf: lmao
[07:48] papacueball: not even life cereal
[07:48] Hi-FiDelity: He's the Mikey of car audio
[07:48] SublimeZ: nothing
[07:48] Hi-FiDelity: nothing
[07:48] papacueball: nothing
[07:48] Notloudenuf: what does chris like?
[07:48] papacueball: and ray rayford
[07:47] SublimeZ: chris is a reformed lp nuthugger
[07:47] papacueball: and tips
[07:47] Hi-FiDelity: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say chris wasn't a fan of lp.
[07:47] papacueball: chris hates lp
[07:47] Hi-FiDelity: He seemed like a honest enough guy from my dealing with him.
[07:47] Notloudenuf: who was for and who was against?
[07:46] papacueball: iirc, and i've sacrificed a few brain cells since then
[07:46] dejo: hater comes to mind for sure
[07:46] dejo: haha
[07:45] Notloudenuf: nut hugging problems?
[07:44] SublimeZ: ahh
[07:44] papacueball: i think it was just a disagreement on the alleged awesomeness of all things LP
Damn, looks like I missed a good conversation.
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[02:54] BigAl205: well, i was going to procrastinate, but decided to wait until tomorrow
Glenn It's a 3-4 hour drive for me to come kick you in the nuts Daniel, but I have a full tank and nothing but time
Fan-Tastic....
Bob, your dog is the shit ! LOL
New [09:18] Glenn: :shocked:
New [09:17] Hic: loving you rack
New [09:17] littlemissGTO: I look at Glenn's rack and look at mine and feel so inadquate. LOL
[10:40 PM] Hi-FiDelity: how big is it again Al?
Lol, get your mind out of the gutter Glenn. :p
New 08:26 AM
stereo_luver
LOL
New 08:26 AM
BigAl205
rofl
New 08:26 AM
Hic
family reunion ?
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New 08:25 AM
stereo_luver
nope
New 08:25 AM
BigAl205
no
New 08:25 AM
stereo_luver
all ground up new restaurants. I'll still be in the SE but back on the road for a few months
New 08:25 AM
Hillbilly SQ
ever have a bad memory opened up by something that was near and dear to you at that time?
[12:57 PM] Hi-FiDelity: yeah I think there is a cream for that now
[12:56 PM] Notloudenuf: you should get that checked out
[12:56 PM] Hillbilly SQ: and full of piss and vinegar
[12:56 PM] Hillbilly SQ: i'm 5-7