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[06:26 PM] bobditts : lol im always willing as long as you are catching
[06:25 PM] jrdnhsqwlmcbzndjkt : What time should I expect you?
[06:25 PM] jrdnhsqwlmcbzndjkt : Again tonight, bob?
[06:24 PM] bobditts : there is plenty of room in your anus. I know, I ve been therre
 
[02:17 PM] papacueball
: it will rain if you wash your car. James washed his WHILE it was raining and flooded half of texas
 
[06:37 PM] benny: I figure 2k on a pair of 18s should "wang" as the younguns say

[06:38 PM]* SublimeZ slaps benny with his "wang"*

[06:38 PM] benny: damn skitters!
 
[08:59 PM] chithead : I thought you would appreciate it, since we both love wood


Sure is some wood lovin' going on in the baw! LOL
 
[02:19 PM] Glenn : ...the speedo did it
[02:19 PM] chithead : BRB, need a cigarette now
[02:18 PM] chithead : And that tiny waist just... ermahgerd
[02:18 PM] Glenn : I need a Steampunk Speedo
 
[09:25 PM] ChrisB
: The crazy thing is had my grandparents gone through with the adoption process versus the legal custody process, my father would have been my brother, lol
 
[05:17 PM]BigAl205: shit Notworkinenuf
[05:17 PM]Glenn: deez foos done messdid up evathang
[05:16 PM]BigAl205: da fuckups dun fucked up. call me now, yo!
[05:16 PM]Notloudenuf: Dis foo be aksin bouchoo
[05:16 PM]Notloudenuf: Werd ?
[05:15 PM]BigAl205: rofl
[05:15 PM]Glenn: yo, dis be Al frum da works, holla back at muh, shyz gone realz
[05:07 PM]BigAl205: now, i'm just trying to stay awake
[05:05 PM]Notloudenuf: Spoda call him back
[05:05 PM]Notloudenuf: ring ring.......honey, it's ya boi from work. He said shit gettin real.
[05:00 PM]BigAl205: i actually called his wife's cell phone. "Have your hubby's bitch ass call me righ nao"
[04:59 PM]Notloudenuf: Sup foo where da parts at yo?
[04:58 PM]BigAl205: since we fall under HR, i have access to personnell stuff. so i tracked his ass down
[04:58 PM]SublimeZ: get that part here, you're killing my bonus!
[04:57 PM]BigAl205: well, i was trying to get the purchasing guy. he's the one with all the contacts
[04:56 PM]Notloudenuf: On Sunday? People answer?
[04:56 PM]BigAl205: aparrently, #3 casting shop can't make pipe until the part gets replaced
[04:54 PM]BigAl205: nah, hydraulich repairman was having a part rushed over from atlanta, and i was having to make a bunch of calls to track the part down
 
[09:12 PM] SublimeZ: 1/3 of it will pivot independant of the rest
[09:13 PM] SublimeZ: I use a piece of plywood and 2 ratchet straps and it's still not fun
[09:14 PM] dejo: contraption
[09:14 PM] SublimeZ: pretty much
[09:15 PM] SublimeZ: keeps it from flopping as much
[09:14 PM] chithead: Dang
 
Happy Birthday Al!!!

[12:56 PM]Notloudenuf: happy missing the coat hanger day
[12:55 PM]bobditts : happy anniversary of the expulsion of your body from your mothers vagina day!
 
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