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[chad]

Glenn It's a 3-4 hour drive for me to come kick you in the nuts Daniel, but I have a full tank and nothing but time

If you only knew how much I have used a variation of this since I saw it.

 

[bobditts]

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[07:50 AM] astrochex: replace ceiling fan and upper door hinge door frame needs fixing. screw are all loose and the holes oversized

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you forgot a line.

 

[Glenn]

If you only knew how much I have used a variation of this since I saw it.

LOL, I'd love to be around to hear it used.

 

[SublimeZ]

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[BigAl205]

New 03:35 PM Hi-FiDelity lol
New 02:59 PM Glenn looks like Hic finally got his period
New 02:28 PM Hic .
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New 10:30 AM Hic I'd go where people who have money to blow, go !

 

[Notloudenuf]

This isn't chatbox but our resident TV star/spy posted this on that "other site"

Are reach arounds also acceptable?

 

[TheDavel]

This isn't chatbox but our resident TV star/spy posted this on that "other site"

Twas a good one, I'll bring lube and see if Steve can give Chris a surprise HJ...

 

[captainobvious]

Nobody does "the stranger" like I do "the stranger"

 

[Notloudenuf]

Nobody does "the stranger" like I do "the stranger"

Your version of "the stranger" sounds like "the rapist"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ght-gown-strips-sexually-assaults-sleeps.html

 

[Notloudenuf]

[04:38 PM] chithead : Little dude loves the ladies
[04:38 PM] chithead : By little dude, I mean my son
[04:39 PM] chithead : Just clarifying

 

[bobditts]

[10:46 PM] bobditts
: that is a keeper jordan!!!!
[10:46 PM] jrdnhsqwlmcbzndjkt
: So fun fact, my girl doesn't like wearing underwear, so she rarely does. Tis quite convenient
[10:46 PM] Hillbilly SQ
: and when the hygenist flossed me this time it didn't smell like decomposed bodies
[10:45 PM] Hillbilly SQ
: didn't get bitched out by the dentist this time
[10:45 PM] bobditts
: i dont mind flossing.... with womens panties!
[10:45 PM] Hillbilly SQ
: i floss by choice

 

[TIMMAY!!!]

The good parts in red, nice chad!

[09:04 PM]
chad
: like getting a handjob from a dinosaur
[09:04 PM]
chad
: I use used oil to jerk my wang, it feels more organic and makes me feel like a real rednek
[09:03 PM]
TIMMAY!!!
: Ohhhhh lol...so your solution is to type fast...nice haha
[09:03 PM]
chad
: LOL Z
[09:03 PM]
chad
: got another truck
[09:03 PM]
SublimeZ
: why wouldn't there be?
[09:03 PM]
TIMMAY!!!
: Buy it back
[09:03 PM]
chad
: it's on my fingers
[09:03 PM]
TIMMAY!!!
: Awww...but wait a second, why is there used oil near your keyboard?
[09:03 PM]
chad
: Drove it last weekend and fell in love again
[09:03 PM]
chad
: My cousin bought it, plopped a Kenne Bell right back on it like I had it
[09:02 PM]
chad
: I sold my Dakota Timmay
[09:02 PM]
TIMMAY!!!
: also I'll be getting low-tox coolant propylene glycol instead of ethylene glycol
[09:02 PM]
TIMMAY!!!
: Yeah, scary and expensive mistake I won't make again.
[09:01 PM]
Notloudenuf
: a lick is all it takes
[09:01 PM]
chad
: tyoing fast to avoid getting used oil ont eh keyboard is not working out for me

 

[astrochex]

[11:01 AM] SublimeZ
: prolly mind control stuff
[11:00 AM] chithead
: Those earmuffs are really headphones. They are just quietly rocking out
[11:00 AM] SublimeZ
: and those dark, souless eyes
[10:59 AM] astrochex
: that is subtle.
[10:57 AM] SublimeZ
: is he saying stfu?
[10:56 AM] SublimeZ
: none of the snowmen have a mouth
[10:56 AM] SublimeZ
: what is Al's message with it?
[10:52 AM] astrochex
: Old School Christmas theme, very cool.

 

[BigAl205]

Haha...very PayPal funny, guys. I wish PayPal I knew how PayPal to insert subliminal messages PayPal into posts and images. I've always PayPal been fascinated by advertising and PayPal its subtle mind PayPal control.

 

[Notloudenuf]

[10:27 PM] SublimeZ: Kendal was right

 

[BigAl205]

[11:12 PM] BigAl205 : rofl
[11:11 PM] Hi-FiDelity :
[11:11 PM] Hi-FiDelity : He's The Tito Jackson of car audio
[11:10 PM] BigAl205 : nah, he's dead weight
[11:10 PM] Glenn : You'd think
[11:10 PM] Hi-FiDelity : something you would want to have on your car audio forum
[11:10 PM] Hi-FiDelity : from all his posts he seems like not only a cool guy but very knowledgeable guy as well
[11:08 PM] Glenn : Yeah, the exact opposite of how most anyone would describe Erin
[11:07 PM] Hi-FiDelity : From what it sounds like Erin was "Dead Weight" was the other side of the story

 

[bobditts]

[01:46 PM]claydo : indeed....my old abs are showing their age...starting to get random noises

 

[Glenn]

[05:05 PM] chithead : Bacon should be an element on the periodic table

 

[astrochex]

[12:35 PM] chithead : Now you can sympathize with the vagina
[12:33 PM] jrdnhsqwlmcbzndjkt : Worst part about the whole experience was the strep swabs. Sure, I'll let you jam a couple long q tips down my throat no problem

 

[SublimeZ]

[05:58 PM] SublimeZ
: ya think?
[05:57 PM] jrdnhsqwlmcbzndjkt
: It's kinda weird.
[05:56 PM] chithead
:

[05:56 PM] jrdnhsqwlmcbzndjkt
: fun fact
[05:56 PM] jrdnhsqwlmcbzndjkt
: My piss changes color mid-piss