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TIMMAY!!! JESUS christ Shauna I didn't know you were like that HAHAHA
AL9000 there ya go
TIMMAY!!! Gotta figure out what I can do on Sunday to my truck. Clearly it's not gonna be outside work
OSN lol
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littlemissGTO Give your step mom a throat punch too for not swallowing
TIMMAY!!! I'm sick of snow
TIMMAY!!! That shits crazy
Hillbilly SQ things just officially got strange
TIMMAY!!! this is beautiful
TIMMAY!!! I'm crying right now
OSN our annual average is 22" for the season. We're at 54" and we're only halfway through February
AL9000 jack off on his mom and then tell him to give you your money back or he's next
Hi-FiDelity just beat everyones ass and then jack off on the money
papacueball does he have a car?
TIMMAY!!! Same here OSN...well actually it's like 4-8
TIMMAY!!! Umm, I think jacking off all over my money in front of him would work better than that
papacueball rofl
OSN yay, 2-4 inches of snow tomorrow. it hasn't snowed much, thanks
AL9000 kick his mom's ass and tell him to give you your money back or he's next
TIMMAY!!! worth it
Hillbilly SQ he wasted a whole log of chew but his buddy never once asked him for a piece again
papacueball doesn't smell like it, but has the look
TIMMAY!!! I love this box lol
TIMMAY!!! Ha that's good
papacueball or mistletoe
Hillbilly SQ said he does that to break it in and give it more flavor
TIMMAY!!! haha
papacueball sell him a big bag of oregano
Hi-FiDelity what part of no bruises and no evidence isn't clear here
Hillbilly SQ the guy pulls out a brand new can of chew and pisses on it over the side of the boat
TIMMAY!!! And if I did that...his mom would tell me to leave
Hillbilly SQ one day they were fishing and the guy asks for a plug of chew
Hi-FiDelity no evidence
Hillbilly SQ i heard of a guy that kept bumming chewing tobacco off his buddy
Hi-FiDelity no bruises
TIMMAY!!! But I don't KNOW it was him.
Hi-FiDelity sack of oranges
papacueball me too
Hi-FiDelity I say beat his ass
TIMMAY!!! Hmm maybe I should follow him when he goes out.
Hillbilly SQ lol
littlemissGTO then punch him in the throat
AL9000 you might go so far as to skeet on it
TIMMAY!!! fucking surprise
TIMMAY!!! I could, except guess what...He's out!
TIMMAY!!! Lmao
Hi-FiDelity DO IT!
AL9000 call him into your room and make him watch you rub your money all over your junk
TIMMAY!!! She knows he don't have a job and she knows he goes out every night and she knows she doesn't give him money.
TIMMAY!!! I dunno what his mom thinks.
littlemissGTO Just punch him in the throat once
TIMMAY!!! He probably spent it all by now
papacueball he needs some pain to drive the lesson home
littlemissGTO Lol
Hi-FiDelity just mace him and take "his" cash
camojoe https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=H.4750...41713&pid=15.1
Hi-FiDelity Ain't Noone Got Time For That!
AL9000 run around the house yelling "BITCH STOLE MY MONEY!!!"
Hi-FiDelity like a 10 wrapped around some play money
TIMMAY!!! mmmm yeah
papacueball leave a few dollars laying out. if it disappears....
Hi-FiDelity or that shit from the dollar store
Hi-FiDelity monopoly money baby
papacueball lol good idea, Al
TIMMAY!!! He's 19 and not very strong
AL9000 leave some fake money. he'll end up getting his ass kicked by somebody else
TIMMAY!!! No I'm not scared of him
papacueball srs question
TIMMAY!!! I was hiding it but then I was like...why am I doing this, we live in bumfuck nowhere...so I stopped hiding it
littlemissGTO or put your money in the bank
Hi-FiDelity pin hole camera tim, you get fotage of him so much as looking in you room he's fucked.
littlemissGTO get some dye packs
papacueball you scared of him?
AL9000 poison the bills
TIMMAY!!! fucking shit. I have a strong suspicion it's him, but I typically have a terrible memory and misplace things a lot. So I don't knoiw what to do
Hillbilly SQ set up a trap
littlemissGTO He's out making it rain with your money
Hi-FiDelity et a pin hole camera and have it pointed at were you keep your cash.
Hillbilly SQ amazing how much money you can save by hanging at the house
papacueball spending your money
TIMMAY!!! Hahaha good one Al.
TIMMAY!!! Well I think he crashed his car when he was high. All I know for sure is he smokes pot, but he goes out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT and I dunno what he's doing
Hillbilly SQ win
papacueball lol
AL9000 put it oun your shelf next to your barbie collection
AL9000 get you oine of those teddy bear cams
camojoe cant leave money laying around people like that
Hi-FiDelity if he's stealing cash probabbly at lot
papacueball what kinda drugs?
TIMMAY!!! He does drugs, but I'm not sure to what extent.
Hi-FiDelity I'd say beat his ass and put the laxative in his drinks
Hillbilly SQ in never have more than $20 on me at any given time
camojoe sounds like someone has a coke habit
Hi-FiDelity oranges don't leave bruises
TIMMAY!!! I almost never have more than $100 cash at any time. It goes in the bank...
TIMMAY!!! Thing is, I misplaced another $200 a month ago or so. At that time I really just assumed I misplaced it and would find it when I cleaned my room. But I haven't found THAT either.
Hillbilly SQ doorknobs
Hi-FiDelity or pillow case full of oranges
littlemissGTO either way, he needs an ass kicking
Hi-FiDelity socks full of pennies
littlemissGTO Drug dealer or he's stealing money from you
Hillbilly SQ kick his ass seabass
papacueball sounds like time for a beatdown
Hi-FiDelity that sound fishy
AL9000 the taste
AL9000 what's the difference between an oral themometer and a rectal thermometer?
TIMMAY!!! Doesn't have a job but has money to go out every night???
Hi-FiDelity it gets sterilized
TIMMAY!!!Well suspect number 1 is me...I do some dumb shit, but I have quite a clear recollection of this day. Suspect number 2 is my stepbrother.
Hillbilly SQ just think how many other asses that same scope has been in
papacueball DP at the dr's office
camojoe Al got ass to mouthed by a MD
papacueball any suspects?
Hillbilly SQ guess i'll go spend some money for install accessories
papacueball damn, Tim
TIMMAY!!! Sorry guys, venting, don't want to interrupt.
AL9000 what's fun is a colonoscopy and endoscopy on the same day. i just prayed that they weren't using the same scope
Hillbilly SQ and a brother in his late 30's from colon cancer
TIMMAY!!! I'm not good at math. But.
TIMMAY!!! Can't figure this out. $400 was on my dresser this morning. I took $100 to go to Jo-Ann's., There's $100 left on the dresser.
TIMMAY!!! JESUS christ Shauna I didn't know you were like that HAHAHA
AL9000 there ya go
TIMMAY!!! Gotta figure out what I can do on Sunday to my truck. Clearly it's not gonna be outside work
OSN lol
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littlemissGTO Give your step mom a throat punch too for not swallowing
TIMMAY!!! I'm sick of snow
TIMMAY!!! That shits crazy
Hillbilly SQ things just officially got strange
TIMMAY!!! this is beautiful
TIMMAY!!! I'm crying right now
OSN our annual average is 22" for the season. We're at 54" and we're only halfway through February
AL9000 jack off on his mom and then tell him to give you your money back or he's next
Hi-FiDelity just beat everyones ass and then jack off on the money
papacueball does he have a car?
TIMMAY!!! Same here OSN...well actually it's like 4-8
TIMMAY!!! Umm, I think jacking off all over my money in front of him would work better than that
papacueball rofl
OSN yay, 2-4 inches of snow tomorrow. it hasn't snowed much, thanks
AL9000 kick his mom's ass and tell him to give you your money back or he's next
TIMMAY!!! worth it
Hillbilly SQ he wasted a whole log of chew but his buddy never once asked him for a piece again
papacueball doesn't smell like it, but has the look
TIMMAY!!! I love this box lol
TIMMAY!!! Ha that's good
papacueball or mistletoe
Hillbilly SQ said he does that to break it in and give it more flavor
TIMMAY!!! haha
papacueball sell him a big bag of oregano
Hi-FiDelity what part of no bruises and no evidence isn't clear here
Hillbilly SQ the guy pulls out a brand new can of chew and pisses on it over the side of the boat
TIMMAY!!! And if I did that...his mom would tell me to leave
Hillbilly SQ one day they were fishing and the guy asks for a plug of chew
Hi-FiDelity no evidence
Hillbilly SQ i heard of a guy that kept bumming chewing tobacco off his buddy
Hi-FiDelity no bruises
TIMMAY!!! But I don't KNOW it was him.
Hi-FiDelity sack of oranges
papacueball me too
Hi-FiDelity I say beat his ass
TIMMAY!!! Hmm maybe I should follow him when he goes out.
Hillbilly SQ lol
littlemissGTO then punch him in the throat
AL9000 you might go so far as to skeet on it
TIMMAY!!! fucking surprise
TIMMAY!!! I could, except guess what...He's out!
TIMMAY!!! Lmao
Hi-FiDelity DO IT!
AL9000 call him into your room and make him watch you rub your money all over your junk
TIMMAY!!! She knows he don't have a job and she knows he goes out every night and she knows she doesn't give him money.
TIMMAY!!! I dunno what his mom thinks.
littlemissGTO Just punch him in the throat once
TIMMAY!!! He probably spent it all by now
papacueball he needs some pain to drive the lesson home
littlemissGTO Lol
Hi-FiDelity just mace him and take "his" cash
camojoe https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=H.4750...41713&pid=15.1
Hi-FiDelity Ain't Noone Got Time For That!
AL9000 run around the house yelling "BITCH STOLE MY MONEY!!!"
Hi-FiDelity like a 10 wrapped around some play money
TIMMAY!!! mmmm yeah
papacueball leave a few dollars laying out. if it disappears....
Hi-FiDelity or that shit from the dollar store
Hi-FiDelity monopoly money baby
papacueball lol good idea, Al
TIMMAY!!! He's 19 and not very strong
AL9000 leave some fake money. he'll end up getting his ass kicked by somebody else
TIMMAY!!! No I'm not scared of him
papacueball srs question
TIMMAY!!! I was hiding it but then I was like...why am I doing this, we live in bumfuck nowhere...so I stopped hiding it
littlemissGTO or put your money in the bank
Hi-FiDelity pin hole camera tim, you get fotage of him so much as looking in you room he's fucked.
littlemissGTO get some dye packs
papacueball you scared of him?
AL9000 poison the bills
TIMMAY!!! fucking shit. I have a strong suspicion it's him, but I typically have a terrible memory and misplace things a lot. So I don't knoiw what to do
Hillbilly SQ set up a trap
littlemissGTO He's out making it rain with your money
Hi-FiDelity et a pin hole camera and have it pointed at were you keep your cash.
Hillbilly SQ amazing how much money you can save by hanging at the house
papacueball spending your money
TIMMAY!!! Hahaha good one Al.
TIMMAY!!! Well I think he crashed his car when he was high. All I know for sure is he smokes pot, but he goes out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT and I dunno what he's doing
Hillbilly SQ win
papacueball lol
AL9000 put it oun your shelf next to your barbie collection
AL9000 get you oine of those teddy bear cams
camojoe cant leave money laying around people like that
Hi-FiDelity if he's stealing cash probabbly at lot
papacueball what kinda drugs?
TIMMAY!!! He does drugs, but I'm not sure to what extent.
Hi-FiDelity I'd say beat his ass and put the laxative in his drinks
Hillbilly SQ in never have more than $20 on me at any given time
camojoe sounds like someone has a coke habit
Hi-FiDelity oranges don't leave bruises
TIMMAY!!! I almost never have more than $100 cash at any time. It goes in the bank...
TIMMAY!!! Thing is, I misplaced another $200 a month ago or so. At that time I really just assumed I misplaced it and would find it when I cleaned my room. But I haven't found THAT either.
Hillbilly SQ doorknobs
Hi-FiDelity or pillow case full of oranges
littlemissGTO either way, he needs an ass kicking
Hi-FiDelity socks full of pennies
littlemissGTO Drug dealer or he's stealing money from you
Hillbilly SQ kick his ass seabass
papacueball sounds like time for a beatdown
Hi-FiDelity that sound fishy
AL9000 the taste
AL9000 what's the difference between an oral themometer and a rectal thermometer?
TIMMAY!!! Doesn't have a job but has money to go out every night???
Hi-FiDelity it gets sterilized
TIMMAY!!!Well suspect number 1 is me...I do some dumb shit, but I have quite a clear recollection of this day. Suspect number 2 is my stepbrother.
Hillbilly SQ just think how many other asses that same scope has been in
papacueball DP at the dr's office
camojoe Al got ass to mouthed by a MD
papacueball any suspects?
Hillbilly SQ guess i'll go spend some money for install accessories
papacueball damn, Tim
TIMMAY!!! Sorry guys, venting, don't want to interrupt.
AL9000 what's fun is a colonoscopy and endoscopy on the same day. i just prayed that they weren't using the same scope
Hillbilly SQ and a brother in his late 30's from colon cancer
TIMMAY!!! I'm not good at math. But.
TIMMAY!!! Can't figure this out. $400 was on my dresser this morning. I took $100 to go to Jo-Ann's., There's $100 left on the dresser.
New [12:31] bose301s: god damn it
New [12:31] bose301s: looks good to me
New [12:31] Notloudenuf: in the junk?
New [12:31] Glenn: Boyfriend's been missing you?
New [12:31] chithead: That's what she said
New [12:31] Glenn: So, what say you fat man?
New [12:31] bose301s: I have to get stabbed tomorrow
New [12:31] bose301s: looks good to me
New [12:31] Notloudenuf: in the junk?
New [12:31] Glenn: Boyfriend's been missing you?
New [12:31] chithead: That's what she said
New [12:31] Glenn: So, what say you fat man?
New [12:31] bose301s: I have to get stabbed tomorrow
Notloudenuf
Well-known member
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[07:50] Notloudenuf: if that's not best of I don't know what is
[07:50] Notloudenuf: chrisb the Mikey of car audio
[07:49] papacueball: no hesitation
[07:49] papacueball: and all with the same timestamp
[07:49] papacueball: heh
[07:48] Notloudenuf: lmfao
[07:48] Notloudenuf: 3 nothings in a row
[07:48] Notloudenuf: lmao
[07:48] papacueball: not even life cereal
[07:48] Hi-FiDelity: He's the Mikey of car audio
[07:48] SublimeZ: nothing
[07:48] Hi-FiDelity: nothing
[07:48] papacueball: nothing
[07:48] Notloudenuf: what does chris like?
[07:48] papacueball: and ray rayford
[07:47] SublimeZ: chris is a reformed lp nuthugger
[07:47] papacueball: and tips
[07:47] Hi-FiDelity: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say chris wasn't a fan of lp.
[07:47] papacueball: chris hates lp
[07:47] Hi-FiDelity: He seemed like a honest enough guy from my dealing with him.
[07:47] Notloudenuf: who was for and who was against?
[07:46] papacueball: iirc, and i've sacrificed a few brain cells since then
[07:46] dejo: hater comes to mind for sure
[07:46] dejo: haha
[07:45] Notloudenuf: nut hugging problems?
[07:44] SublimeZ: ahh
[07:44] papacueball: i think it was just a disagreement on the alleged awesomeness of all things LP
[07:50] Notloudenuf: if that's not best of I don't know what is
[07:50] Notloudenuf: chrisb the Mikey of car audio
[07:49] papacueball: no hesitation
[07:49] papacueball: and all with the same timestamp
[07:49] papacueball: heh
[07:48] Notloudenuf: lmfao
[07:48] Notloudenuf: 3 nothings in a row
[07:48] Notloudenuf: lmao
[07:48] papacueball: not even life cereal
[07:48] Hi-FiDelity: He's the Mikey of car audio
[07:48] SublimeZ: nothing
[07:48] Hi-FiDelity: nothing
[07:48] papacueball: nothing
[07:48] Notloudenuf: what does chris like?
[07:48] papacueball: and ray rayford
[07:47] SublimeZ: chris is a reformed lp nuthugger
[07:47] papacueball: and tips
[07:47] Hi-FiDelity: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say chris wasn't a fan of lp.
[07:47] papacueball: chris hates lp
[07:47] Hi-FiDelity: He seemed like a honest enough guy from my dealing with him.
[07:47] Notloudenuf: who was for and who was against?
[07:46] papacueball: iirc, and i've sacrificed a few brain cells since then
[07:46] dejo: hater comes to mind for sure
[07:46] dejo: haha
[07:45] Notloudenuf: nut hugging problems?
[07:44] SublimeZ: ahh
[07:44] papacueball: i think it was just a disagreement on the alleged awesomeness of all things LP
Hi-FiDelity
Hi-Fi Junkie
Notloudenuf
Well-known member
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Hi-FiDelity
Hi-Fi Junkie
Lol, get your mind out of the gutter Glenn. 
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stereo_luver
LOL
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BigAl205
rofl
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Hic
family reunion ?
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stereo_luver
nope
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BigAl205
no
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stereo_luver
all ground up new restaurants. I'll still be in the SE but back on the road for a few months
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Hillbilly SQ
ever have a bad memory opened up by something that was near and dear to you at that time?
stereo_luver
LOL
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BigAl205
rofl
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Hic
family reunion ?
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New 08:25 AM
stereo_luver
nope
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BigAl205
no
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stereo_luver
all ground up new restaurants. I'll still be in the SE but back on the road for a few months
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Hillbilly SQ
ever have a bad memory opened up by something that was near and dear to you at that time?
Notloudenuf
Well-known member
[12:57 PM] Hi-FiDelity: yeah I think there is a cream for that now
[12:56 PM] Notloudenuf: you should get that checked out
[12:56 PM] Hillbilly SQ: and full of piss and vinegar
[12:56 PM] Hillbilly SQ: i'm 5-7
[12:56 PM] Notloudenuf: you should get that checked out
[12:56 PM] Hillbilly SQ: and full of piss and vinegar
[12:56 PM] Hillbilly SQ: i'm 5-7
