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08:03 chithead
Lol, do they donkey fluffers in Mexico?
08:03 SublimeZ
jealous?
08:03 chithead
Nice
08:03 SublimeZ
yup
08:03 AL9000
you get the fluffer job?
 
04:55 chithead

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[TD="align: left"] I had a customer call in one time asking for a shipping quote on some magazines, finally he admitted they were of the "adult" variety. Couldn't really classify them as that in the system, so I quoted him based on shipping "self-help manuals" [/TD]
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[10:53] AL9000: keep your weiner to yourself
[10:52] SublimeZ: you're no fun
[10:51] AL9000: :nono:
[10:51] SublimeZ: weiner just won't go down
 
AL9000
claydo
claydo
cajunner

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[TD="align: left"] speacial....lol
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[TD="align: left"] we all do....thats what makes us speacial
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[TD="align: left"] hey, I got issues [/TD]
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Shit I wish I had a better memory.......there's been so many!

I know recently I was swapping killer Bobby mcferon links with someone (hic, I think) and al walked in with a link, well when I clicked it a YouTube video of some aged out country wannabe diva came on......ugh it was horrible. Everyone bitches at al for posting that shit. When I told al I'd never heard of that chick, he said that was her "good song". He came back with another link, and he was right.....it was worse than the first. I immediately closed the link......the video closed......but the music kept playing. I went into panic mode, knowing al's computer guruism, I accused him of fucking with me! All the while the shittiest song in the world blared over my speakers.....muting or turning it down never crossed my mind, and I shut down the PC to silence that stupid song.

Then, of course when grayson walked in on ally's testicle education......holy shit, you had to be there.......... I guess the point is, while sometimes its just mundane conversation, with this crew you never know what's coming next. To any members not using this feature........well you should give it a go. It is really a lot more intimate.....no, not in that way.........than communicating through posts only, and I for one truly enjoy it!
 
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New 07:38 AL9000: you should have posted the group pic with clay added
New 07:38 millerlyte: Will do!
New 07:39 dejo: hehe. ant be shittin oatmeal in the morning
New [07:39] millerlyte: that pic is hilarous. you should have that as an option for the CAJ header
New [07:40] AL9000: lol
New [07:40] AL9000: i might look into that
New [07:41] AL9000: oh, you need to check out the thmes i was telling you about
New [07:41] Hic: Ant rues the day he messed with Al
New [07:41] AL9000: bottom left of the forum
New [07:41] AL9000: damn staright, hic
New [07:42] AL9000: and straight, too
New [07:43] millerlyte: i will check out the themes if you make that group shot one of em
New [07:43] millerlyte: and make it so that it changes the links into redneck vernacular
New [07:43] AL9000: :facepalm:
New [07:43] millerlyte: instead of the send/post reply button, it'll be, "yeeehaw"
New [07:43] millerlyte: edit post button, "giterdun"
New [07:44] millerlyte: etc
New [07:44] AL9000: or links randomly disappear
New [07:44] millerlyte: pls kthx?
New [07:44] millerlyte: and pages take forever to show up
New [07:44] millerlyte: ;)
New [07:44] millerlyte: please.
New [07:44] AL9000: loud colors?
New [07:44] millerlyte: bright red
New [07:44] benny: popups too
New [07:45] SublimeZ: for country music
New [07:45] millerlyte: instead of the rep power thingy, it'll be a cigarette
New [07:46] AL9000: :smoke:
New [07:46] dejo: a cheap beer
New [07:46] millerlyte: bud light
millerlyte: s'what he had yesterday


Pic in question, because Clay showed up late:

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This pic is hilarious......when I first saw it I thought........Daniel, for I am a vengeful God....and I shall smite the.....with great vengeance......lol
 
New [03:44] SublimeZ: went to another song
New [03:44] SublimeZ: they played the intro to dream on, then stopped
New [03:43] SublimeZ: their music would have been great, if they coulda played it
New [03:43] astrochex: I like aerosmiths early stuff. I've had a hankering to get toys in the attic
New [03:42] SublimeZ: frank marino was fuckin awesome tho
New [03:41] SublimeZ: they sucked
New [03:41] astrochex: geetar show, cool! was aerosmith as wasted as the fans?
New [03:40] SublimeZ: my first concert was frank marino/mohagany rush opening for aerosmith
New [03:38] astrochex: probably. I went with my older brother and his friends
New [03:38] SublimeZ: were you stone blue?
New [03:37] astrochex: I loved foghat. They were the headliners at my first real concert.
 
New 09:25 Glenn LMAO
New 09:24 BHinkle ok then
New 09:24 BHinkle well i'm baffled then
New 09:24 littlemissGTO i like dick, but not enough to have my naughty bits changed
New 09:24 papacueball hehe
New 09:24 papacueball ok, good
New 09:24 littlemissGTO hell no Jason
New 09:23 BHinkle LMAO
New 09:23 Slammer Divorced in '06 myself but ran into a perfect match shortly thereafter. Some things happen for the best....
New 09:23 papacueball you aren't waiting on gender modification, are you?
New 09:23 littlemissGTO i even have my own hockey skates
New 09:23 BHinkle well shit i don't know what's left
New 09:23 littlemissGTO hockey is better
New 09:23 littlemissGTO yeap, even know the rules
New 09:23 BHinkle lol
New 09:22 BHinkle i suppose you like football too?
New 09:22 Slammer I will send you PayPal payment for yummy bourbon cookies.............
New 09:22 Hi-FiDelity: Stop tempting me with delicious cookies! <---best of
New 09:20 littlemissGTO been divorced since 2001
New 09:20 littlemissGTO and two tablespoons of bourbon
New 09:20 BHinkle shauna are we getting the full story
New 09:20 papacueball i'll get her to try it
New 09:20 littlemissGTO pretty much Jason
New 09:19 littlemissGTO got a roast in the crock pot cooking in beer
New 09:19 papacueball ok, so 2:1 chocolate to bacon
New 09:19 Hi-FiDelity Stop tempting me with delicious cookies!
New 09:19 littlemissGTO yeap
New 09:19 littlemissGTO geap
New 09:19 littlemissGTO slammer, I know right?
New 09:19 papacueball 1lb bags of the ghirardelli?
New 09:18 littlemissGTO i usually get applewood smoked bacon
New 09:18 BHinkle my mouth is literally watering right now
New 09:18 papacueball ok
New 09:18 littlemissGTO 1bag each of giradelli chips and morsels
New 09:17 SublimeZ Andi will be making them
New 09:17 Slammer Hold up! You build motors and bake bacon cookies and are single? Something is amiss....
New 09:17 littlemissGTO one pound
New 09:17 BHinkle lmao @ jason
New 09:16 papacueball how much bacon?
New 09:16 littlemissGTO ive got some in the freezer
New 09:16 littlemissGTO no idea Ben
New 09:16 Slammer Woodford Reserve would be my preference.
New 09:16 BHinkle how are you not married
New 09:15 BHinkle oh god whiskey too
New 09:15 BHinkle they were really good
New 09:15 Slammer Agreed, but a cookie?
New 09:15 BHinkle my mom made some at christmas
New 09:15 littlemissGTO with a hint of maker's mark
New 09:15 Hi-FiDelity bacon makes anything better.
New 09:15 Slammer I think I'm missing out on something.
New 09:15 BHinkle it works
New 09:14 Slammer bacon chocolate chip cookies? Really?
 
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New 10:26
shametherrama
yeah 2 r's is better

shamethellama is now known as shametherrama.

1 Minute Ago
10:25 shamethellama
you choose
New 10:25 shamethellama
um
New 10:25 Hic
their's no place like home, theirs no place like home, theirs
New 10:24 millerlyte
pleasebereal, pleasebereal, pleasebereal...
New 10:23 SublimeZ
1 r or 2?
New 10:23 OSN
jajaja math geek. You're so smart jajajaja
New 10:23 Hic
I'd starve
New 10:22 Hic
.... flied lice
New 10:22 SublimeZ
at least I think I can
New 10:22 shamethellama
I can't use chopsticks either
New 10:22 SublimeZ
you can't I can
New 10:22 shamethellama
shametherama, I like that.
New 10:21 SublimeZ
to what?
New 10:21 shamethellama
Okay how do I change my SN?
New 10:21 Hic
nice
New 10:21 OSN
shametherama?
New 10:21 millerlyte
oh herro prease
New 10:20 SublimeZ
orry?
New 10:20 shamethellama
well part chinese anyways. china llama
10:20 shamethellama
I'm Chinese
 
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